July 17th, 2010

Star Wars Ewok Gospel (featuring Billy Dee Williams)


Check out Andrew’s YouTube channel for more: www.youtube.com As we celebrate the 25th anniversary of RETURN OF THE JEDI, Andrew reminds us not to forget about the heroic Ewoks. LYRICS: It’s been a quarter of a century now, people, since the Rebels won the day They destroyed that evil empire and the galaxy was saved Han Solo, Luke, Leia, Lando — they’re the heroes we all recall But let’s not forget about their big-hearted friends who are only one meter tall I’m talking about the Ewoks They were more than just cute, cuddly bears Let’s give some credit to the Ewoks Without their help, the Alliance didn’t have a prayer. I was surfin’ the Star Wars message boards and Lord, I was shocked to read All the haters puttin’ down the Ewoks — they say they ruined the first trilogy Well, they may have been added for the children and they may have been comic relief And it may not make sense that they could beat Stormtroopers with such primitive weaponry But why you hatin’ on the Ewoks? Tell me what did they ever do to you? Where’s the love for the Ewoks? Let’s give it up ’cause it’s long overdue (clap your hands now) EWOKS — they’re tiny warriors EWOKS — they fought so bravely EWOKS — livin’ like the Amish EWOKS, EWOKS (take it Billy Dee…) After Princess Leia crashed her Speederbike, who had our sister’s back? (the Ewoks!) And who was it that led the Rebels to the bunker backdoor for their sneak attack? (the Ewoks!) And at the end of Act 2 when all was lookin’ bad, who set those …

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25 Responses to “Star Wars Ewok Gospel (featuring Billy Dee Williams)”

  1. afdthander, on July 17th, 2010 at 9:07 am Said:

    SHEETS THIS VIDEO ARE IDIOTE! ANATEMA THIS VIDEO!!

  2. joelthemole42, on July 17th, 2010 at 9:24 am Said:

    what about chewbacca chewey insted of lando

  3. Jeleparton, on July 17th, 2010 at 10:19 am Said:

    Lough my ass off!!!
    HILARIUS!!! Ewoks rules! :D :D:D

  4. JesusCat777, on July 17th, 2010 at 10:19 am Said:

    Great , Ewoks are cool!!! ^^

  5. EvilScotsman78, on July 17th, 2010 at 10:44 am Said:

    Fuck ewoks.

    Billy Dee Williams is still the man.

  6. Redbeardian, on July 17th, 2010 at 11:10 am Said:

    Result of the Ewok vs. Empire battles of Endor: Some VERY EMBARRASSED stormtroopers. I mean they could have just stood there and waited for the Ewoks to get tired of throwing rocks and went home! But NO!!! Yet another gigantic space station anhilated by a small group of terrorists due to stormtrooper incompetence!! Bet the Empire was wishing they didn’t shut down the battle droids in favor of clones after that debacle!

  7. korinaema, on July 17th, 2010 at 11:35 am Said:

    I dont hat the ewoks!WTF?!

  8. EatsYouUp, on July 17th, 2010 at 11:40 am Said:

    star wars rules

  9. Azwen100, on July 17th, 2010 at 12:16 pm Said:

    I <3 Ewoks!

  10. elite0117, on July 17th, 2010 at 1:07 pm Said:

    @elite0117 i mean tpm

  11. elite0117, on July 17th, 2010 at 1:26 pm Said:

    @higuma75 come on jar jar isnt that bad hey he actualy plays an important role in tph how would qui gon and obi wan find the underwater city and should i mention the army of gungans used to destract the trade federation

  12. higuma75, on July 17th, 2010 at 1:45 pm Said:

    @elite0117 jar jar needs to die. Painfully.

  13. higuma75, on July 17th, 2010 at 2:32 pm Said:

    Let me slap the songwriter with the fact that the war wasn’t over after Endor.

  14. samtone21, on July 17th, 2010 at 2:50 pm Said:

    Sweet vid. :-) Although, I would of liked some people talking in tongues.. Ewok tongues, lol.

  15. Thaxos, on July 17th, 2010 at 2:52 pm Said:

    He completely ignored Chewbacca
    What a prick!

  16. eddieharr, on July 17th, 2010 at 3:15 pm Said:

    i wish i still had my stuffed ewok from the 80s :(

  17. oceanbelow, on July 17th, 2010 at 4:05 pm Said:

    Ewoks fuck shit up.

  18. TheJPeze, on July 17th, 2010 at 4:16 pm Said:

    I WANT SOME OF THOSE TOYS! :P

  19. jailakekettekicolle, on July 17th, 2010 at 4:20 pm Said:

    yeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

  20. holliruth, on July 17th, 2010 at 4:36 pm Said:

    This is the best ever! I love it! I can’t stop watching it!

  21. killerob666, on July 17th, 2010 at 5:09 pm Said:

    GAY…happy,I mean :) )

  22. elite0117, on July 17th, 2010 at 5:11 pm Said:

    there should be a song like this for jar jar come on people hey if it wasn’t for him they wouldn’t find that gungan city

  23. row1992, on July 17th, 2010 at 5:46 pm Said:

    ROFLMAO

  24. Danisan85, on July 17th, 2010 at 5:59 pm Said:

    @EMILIOMORENO2010 trekkie = star trek? that’s also shit..

  25. EMILIOMORENO2010, on July 17th, 2010 at 6:09 pm Said:

    @Danisan85 What are you a F ing trekkie?

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